Bertie's Mum Lyrics
CUE: "Let's see how Mrs Bunyip is taking the tragedy"
Now Bertie's mum was so upset
Because she loved her Bertie.
Although his hands were filthy
Even though his face was dirty.
And when she saw he was a fish
And not her Bunyip son.
She cried aloud in her distress
Oh! fairies, what have you done?